Judge Accepts Claim That Festivus Requires Kosher Meals Until Hoax Is Discovered

The New York Post yesterday carried a report on a fabricated free exercise claim in Orange County, California's jail several months ago.  The story has been making the rounds online for several days, but the Post's coverage is the first that seems to create an coherent chronology.  In April, Malcolm Alarmo King was sentenced on drug charges.  King wanted to obtain kosher meals, rather than the salami that was often served in jail, because he thought kosher meals were healthier and would allow him to maintain his physique. When King's lawyer asked the sentencing judge to order kosher meals-- which cost the jail more than other meals-- the judge said he could order them only if he had a religion to put down in the order. So King's attorney, Fred Thiagarajah, responded "Festivus," the artificial holiday popularized on the Seinfeld show. Dutifully, the judge issued an order that "the defendant is to receive a high protein no salami diet three times per day for 'Festivism'."  Apparently the Orange County Sheriff's Office did not realize what had happened until they looked up Festivus on Wikipedia. They then asked King what his religion was, and he responded "Healthism." It then took county lawyers several months to get the order overturned.  King was released in October, but he is now in federal custody pending a deportation hearing. He is suspected of being in the country illegally from Liberia. (Orange County Register).